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Wow, what a crazy night! Maybe. I wasn’t there. “Finally,” you say, “someone who wont mix his hard-hitting personal feelings with that bullshit, fact-based, ‘I bought a ticket and actually went’ craze that is sweeping the local blog circuit.” Damn straight! S. Hunter Thomas would be proud, am I right? On to the review!

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Tonite, in case you haven’t heard, Jay Reatard (radio edit: Jay Lets get it started) is going to play a distorted guitar and yelp. Maybe he’ll throw a fit.

Couldn’t resist. I’m sure he’ll be a gentleman for Detroit. $10 (secretly $12) will get you in.

From what I hear: “In the ’90s Reatards turned the Memphis underground rock scene upside down with a legendary live show so over-the-top that they were banned in a number of European countries.”

Europe: “‘Elo, ‘oo is this, then?”

Memphis: “HELLO?! IS THIS EUROPE?”

Europe: “Oui”

Memphis: “Golly! Some punk named is JAY RETARRRD is causin’ quite a ruckus over here!”

Europe: “Vould joo say it ees ovar zee top?”

Memphis: “Why yes! That’s exactly how we would put it”

Europe: “Very well, we shall ban him in several of our countries.”

These pictures represent my knowledge of Europe and Memphis.

Also Los Dos Terrible and Pepsi Cola: The Choice of a New Generation

Rumor has it that I stole this information off another blog that decided not to give me free tickets tonight.

At the Garden Bowl (for no money):

9:30pm - Bear Lake

10:30 pm - The Pop Project

11:30 pm - Deastro

Go!

Alright, I thought it was a bit weird when people searching for “Humorous Comparisons” on Google kept finding this post. Interesting, since it is one of, if not the worst post in this blahg’s short life.

Apparently, lots of robots find it too.

Some of the comments have been about black roosters and really cool cats, but those were NSFW, I guess.

Anyway, here are some weird ones:

Actos Says:

Somewhere I have seen … And if on that very much.

Topamax Says:

And there is what some alternative?

Fedsmertire Says:

Hello.

Watched attentively by big sisters Maud and Leah the newest member of the Norwegian royal family has been captured in homely shots used by proud parents Princess Martha Louise of Norway and her husband Ari Behn to introduce her to the world.

Bye.

The first two were links to some online pharmacy. The last one is just insane.

The Smashed Windows + Rogue Satellites + The Satin Peaches + JSB Squad

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BALTIMORE ROUND ROBIN

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